Posts Tagged ‘humor

How a girl get rid of the man she doesn’t like with a sense of humor

1. 男(man):Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女(girl):Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,还是把钱给我好了。) 2. 男(man):Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女(girl):Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?) 3. 男(man):I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 女(girl):I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 4. 男(man):Is this seat empty?(直译:这个座位是空的吧?) […]